Things Not To Say At Thanksgiving Dinner


10  Why do you always invite Aunt Millie?

9  Are these potatoes real?

8  Is this Stovetop Stuffing?

7  Did you get this pie at Dollar General?

6  I'm gonna eat in the living room so I can watch the game

5  Wanna see my giblets?

4  My ex wife made the best gravy!!

3  Is this turkey?

2  Turn on the radio..Jack Michaels is on!!

1  We're not eating until we say the blessing, dammit!!