10 Why do you always invite Aunt Millie?
9 Are these potatoes real?
8 Is this Stovetop Stuffing?
7 Did you get this pie at Dollar General?
6 I'm gonna eat in the living room so I can watch the game
5 Wanna see my giblets?
4 My ex wife made the best gravy!!
3 Is this turkey?
2 Turn on the radio..Jack Michaels is on!!
1 We're not eating until we say the blessing, dammit!!